Oh shit poop!

Today I stepped on dog's poop. No, that wasn't the worse part. The worse part was cleaning my slipper in the public toilet afterwards. Men public toilet being men public toilet, it reeked of urine. I had to withstand the odour while trying my best to get the poop from the ridges of the sole. I was almost sick. I wanted to vomit. Eventually that did not happen. Lesson to be learned: never walk on grass again.